Posts Tagged ‘W.C.Fields’

Alcohol

24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence? I think NOT!
 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
 
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and how about one for the road.”
 
Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebites and [...]




Food

A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
 
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his meal arrived, he looked at the waitress and asked, “How about a kind word?” She leaned over and said, “Don’t at the meat.”
 
According to a new medical study, barbecuing is bad for your [...]




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