Tattoos
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOR =====================
Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.
Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.
I HATE it when I get the hiccups.
I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.
Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy.
That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie.
The flag’s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.
There are 2 Os in Bob, right?
We’re all out of red, so I used pink.
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