Telephones
A secretary goes into her boss’ office and asks, “May I use your Dictaphone?” He replies, “No. Use your finger like everyone else.”
“Here’s something that will really make you feel grown up,” said a father to his teenage daughter, “Your very own phone bill.”
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Song title from Jimmy Buffett, “If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.”
When a man talks nasty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? £3.99 a minute
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